Idle Expectations

meganphntmgrl:

little-miss-hiddleston:

Well. Thank heavens we’re now aware of the proper icebreaker. (x)

“unruffleable calm”

“serene exterior”

okay empire magazine, whatever

They’re right about the helmet, though. Even if it is horny.

*badum tish*

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Reblogged 5 months ago from meganphntmgrl

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loki, avengers, wwwwwelp.,

Discussing our translated text during Hieratic, after talking about The Avengers in our break, was unexpectedly hilarious.
Rikst: And this sign is supposed to be the lion's little... butt thingy.
Prof: That's right. Egyptians preferred using animal butts over human butts, for some reason.
Me: Mmm, I do like butts.
Rikst: ...What was that?
Lonneke: Captain America butt, for instance.
Me: Timothy Dalton's in tight green leggings.
Prof: Well, I can't really join in this discussion, unless you want to talk about hieroglyphic butts.
Rikst: *giggle* Anyway!

Posted 7 months ago

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egyptology, hieratic, lol, fun, avengers, captain america, timothy dalton, butts, mmm, hieroglyphs, translating, ancient egypt, shit my classmates say, shit my professors say, shit I say,

consultingdepressive:

marielikestodraw:

sairobee:

~~lawless~~ ~~boardwalk~~ bootlegging au

“errybody got guns!”

#tony’s arc reactor runs on grain alcohol #steve punched the kaiser #bruce hasn’t been the same since the accident he had while working with the curies #thor is a scandinavian immigrant who makes some mean white lightning #and loki’s the new boss with a plan to take over fury’s business #TADA

Oh My God, Sairobee, this is absolutely WONDERFUL. YES PLEASE.

Yes. Make it so.

Reblogged 8 months ago from bibliomancer7

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s.h.i.e.l.d., clint barton, natasha romanoff, nick fury, avengers, DO WANT,

thatlittleegyptologist:

Sonja? I do what I want!! Which is drinking Starbucks!! Ehehehehe!

I hope it’s not decaf!

Reblogged 8 months ago from thatlittleegyptologist

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loki, avengers, tom hiddleston, lego,

Me: *finds out a deleted scene of The Avengers, between Loki and Hawkeye, surfaced*
Me: *casually looks it up on Google and gets headphones to watch*
Mike: That the sex scene?
Me: ...
Mike: Oohhh, you can touch my arrows, Loki!
Me: Suck my staff, Hawkeye.

Posted 9 months ago

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avengers, loki, hawkeye, deleted scene, I think my boyfriend ships the two, now what do I do...,

Okay, shit. Return to Ravnica (and Gatecrash) is exciting me. What we’ve seen of the art so far is absolutely fantastic, and I honestly like the idea of choosing your own guild during the prereleases. However, choosing a guild? Yeah. That’s going to be hard. For RTR I’ll be torn between Izzet and Azorius, and with GTC the choice between Boros, Orzhov and Dimir is daunting.

And with my birthday in October, my wish list this year is going to be disgusting. How am I supposed to choose which one I want more: The Hollow Crown DVD set, Return to Ravnica, or the überspecial Tesseract-including Collector’s Edition of The Avengers?

First world problems, if I ever seen some.

Posted 10 months ago

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first world problems, magic: the gathering, mtg, return to ravnica, gatecrash, izzet, azorius, boros, orzhov, dimir, the hollow crown, Avengers, fuck,

polishtamales:

silver0nova Request! Shawarma for the road.

SPIKE HIS KETCHUP WITH CHITAURI PISS LOKI

DO IT YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO

(My only excuse is that it’s early and that I always wanted to say ‘spike his [whatever] with Chitauri piss’, so yeah shut up)

Reblogged 10 months ago from polishtamales

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Thor, Loki, Sketch, Avengers, Shawarma,

Coffee-stained scroll: Meta's Meanderings, part 7: I DO HAVE A REASON FOR WHY I HAVE DISAPPEARED

bastetsbard:

Because I have been working on ART. Yus.

Sorry, it’s not Loki & the Book of the Dead yet. I’ll be doing that soon enough. I have to re-read the excerpts I have, if I can even find it. (Anybody know of a text online?) Also, I’m still somewhat recovering from feels from this weekend. So much happy…

Oh. My. God.

So much win. And I want those. They are awesome.

Also, does this help for the BotD? http://www.sacred-texts.com/egy/ebod/

Reblogged 11 months ago from bastetsbard

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egyptology, avengers, meta's meanderings, loki, hawkeye, hand fans, mihi artifici, I hope the grammar is right on that tag, I've not had enough coffee yet to double-check that, my art,

makimonstrous:

benedicthiddleston:

Marvel and Disney Rumored to Release The Avengers: Director’s Cut in Theaters?

deckitout:

thisisbrucebanner:

there could be over 35 minutes of new and unseen footage in the director’s cut

HOLY SHIT I DON’T THINK I COULD HANDLE THIS

Please let this happen. I don’t care if it is rumored right now, PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN. I NEED THOSE 35 MINUTES!

I WOULD WATCH IT.

”(…) you might actually consider seeing it again in the theater.”

Might? MIGHT?

That’s a fucking given. I’ve been to the theatre to watch it four times already, why should I have to consider going again? Because I totally would. Hell, I’d go see the regular version tomorrow if I’d the time.

(Source: thisisnotbruce)

Reblogged 11 months ago from makimonstrous

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Avengers, Director's cut,

Mythology Mash: read at your own risk

As per Hawkfromahandsaw’s statement that Horus should be in The Avengers, I hereby present to you a scene in which Loki, who has made an alliance with Seth, is being harassed by a drunken Nephthys.

Part 1/2, because I don’t want to keep you waiting any longer, but I haven’t gotten to the good stuff yet.

Disclaimer: I’m beyond giving a fuck and nothing I’ve written here is to be taken seriously in any way. If you love mythology and can’t stand it being butchered/mashed into an unholy alliance with superhero comics/movies, don’t read. For the rest of you, enjoy!

Idle Expectations: bastetsbard: rudjedet: bastetsbard: hawkfromahandsaw: Guys. Guys....

bastetsbard:

bastetsbard:

rudjedet:

bastetsbard:

hawkfromahandsaw:

Guys. Guys. GUYS. …Horus should TOTALLY be one of the Avengers.

YES

YES

YES

A THOUSAND TIMES YES

AALKJSFDLK:FSD:LJKSFDL:JKFSDLJ:KL:JKFSD

GUYS WE NEED TO MAKE THIS FANFIC HAPPEN

LIKE NOW

Dammit why can’t we…

SO this may or may not be like the best scene idea ever.

What I’d say is start writing said scene and we can figure out the beginning later! :D

(I personally want Bastet to show up at some point and give Loki the “guuuuuurl” headwobble and say “You seem an awful lot like one of my children, little godling.” She’s always struck me as a merry goddess at heart.)

~~ALSO AHAHAHAHAHA LETTUCE~~

~~LETTUCE~~

~~I totally did not read that as “getting off to the lettuce”. Curse you brain.~~

And I totally expect things to get really REALLY awkward when Horus tries to explain his conflict with Seth to the other Avengers.

Okay gees I’ve two pages already and Nephthys only JUST started hitting on Loki. God why am I so lengthy. AND WHY DO I STILL FEEL THE NEED TO BE LOGICAL WHILE WRITING NONSENSE GRARGH.

I’m finishing this tomorrow. I’ll have seen The Avengers again by then too so I’ll possibly be a little more inspired as to how Loki (re)acts because gurghl I’m terrible at writing already existing characters.

Sonja signing off for bed!

Reblogged 11 months ago from bastetsbard

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also, we need a name for this crossover, Horus the Avenger, egyptology, Avengers,

I’ve a bad mood, my motivation has plummeted to subzero regions, there’s nothing to eat, I don’t want to study anymore, and it’s raining.

Plenty of excuses to have Loki.

Reblogged 11 months ago from empressridia

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Avengers, Loki, Tom Hiddleston, God of Mischief, kneel, my edit, stuttgart scene, the avengers, because fuck studying that's why,

The Offical Tumblr of Polish Tamales: CONTEST TIME! (Yes, REALLY!)

polishtamales:

Ok, here’s the deal! I will be rolling a d20! Person who can guess the number by leaving a comment below will get a chance to score some FREE shwag! What is this shwag?!

A Zombie Token (signed & numbered by me. Only 18 of these were hand cut and printed by me.)

A personalized sketch on…

Ehehehe! I’m gonna say 16, because that is the number that popped up in my head in the shower this morning, and I always listen to my hunches because that way my rational side can shift the blame more easily.

Reblogged 11 months ago from polishtamales

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Avengers, Polish Tamales, Contest, D20, Geek'n,