Hello new followers, welcome to this Egyptologist’s random blog! Here I yell about Egypt, my novel, and life as a new mum, all the while sharing bullshit memes and making lettuce shitposts.
You can send me asks about ancient Egypt if you want to. However, I’m super exhausted because my daughter is a difficult sleeper and I tend to prioritise selfcare and writing in my rare hours of free time, so I’m at the moment only sporadically answering asks. This means that, depending on the number of asks I receive and/or their level of complexity, you may have to wait a while before you get your answer. Before sending an ask about Egypt, do check out the FAQ. I’m in the process of updating it with about a year’s worth of backlog, so if your question isn’t in there yet, just ask it without worrying if I’ve answered it before or not. If your ask is time-sensitive, let me know so I can try to take it into account when I have some free time.
My official field of expertise is ancient Egyptian medicine, subspecialty head trauma/surgical treatment (particularly in the Edwin Smith Papyrus). I’ve also become the unofficial Seth expert through my incessant yelling about the divine dickface in question.
My other fields of interest are:
- The early Middle Kingdom/12th Dynasty
- Material culture and art history
- Literature
- Engineering/technology and materials
This doesn’t mean your questions have to be limited to those topics, but they will give you the best odds of an extensive answer. Please don’t ask me about Cleopatra’s ethnicity.
As of 12/7/2021 I have 11 asks in the inbox that I’m trying to answer chronologically as much as I can.
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The book I’m writing is a historical fantasy set in Ancient Egypt, about an infamous thief with the powers of the desert looking for her own identity in all the wrong places. When her hubris finally catches up with her, she has no choice but to help the harsh general who’d much rather see her dead defeat a magician with more heka than any mortal should possess. I yell about this thing a lot, you’ll get used to it.
I also sometimes turn my shitposts into t-shirts and mugs. You can find my shop over at: https://teespring.com/stores/a-shitpost-in-shirt-form
NB. This blog is a trans-supportive space. Trans women are women and trans men are men, straight trans people are as valid as queer ones, you don’t need to be dysphoric to be trans, and although in general I may still make honest mistakes when talking about these things I am always open to be corrected. TERFs caught co-opting our explanations about Hatshepsut in order to invalidate the trans experience will be blocked and reported.
































